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The Ultimate Collection of Silly Jokes, Riddles, and Limericks for Children of All Ages

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Silly Jokes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh!

Jokes Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes riddles and limericks for children aged 5 14 and for those young at heart adults to )
Jokes, Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes, riddles and limericks for children aged 5-14 and for those young at heart adults to.)
by Oshit Kul Ratan

4.7 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 15254 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 110 pages
Screen Reader : Supported

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea!

Q: What do you call a tree that can't stop talking? A: A chatterbox!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman!

Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!

Riddles

Q: What has a bed but no head, a mouth but no teeth, and runs but never walks? A: A river

Q: What is always in front of you but you can't see it? A: The future

Q: What can you catch but not throw? A: A cold

Q: What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? A: An umbrella

Q: What has hands but can't clap? A: A clock

Limericks

There once was a boy named Dave, Who was always so clumsy and grave. He tripped over a rock, And landed with a shock, And ended up with a giant wave.

There once was a lady named Sue, Whose hair was a beautiful hue. She dyed it green, And it made a scene, And now she looks like a giant emu!

There once was a man named Fred, Whose nose was so big it was red. He sneezed so loud, It shook the whole crowd, And made everyone's ears bleed.

I hope you enjoyed this collection of silly jokes, riddles, and limericks! If you have any more to share, please leave them in the comments below.

Jokes Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes riddles and limericks for children aged 5 14 and for those young at heart adults to )
Jokes, Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes, riddles and limericks for children aged 5-14 and for those young at heart adults to.)
by Oshit Kul Ratan

4.7 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 15254 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 110 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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Jokes Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes riddles and limericks for children aged 5 14 and for those young at heart adults to )
Jokes, Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes, riddles and limericks for children aged 5-14 and for those young at heart adults to.)
by Oshit Kul Ratan

4.7 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 15254 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 110 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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